Category Archives: Uncategorized

RUUKKI: Comanda de 10 milioane de euro la fabrica din Bolintin Deal

Corporatia finlandeza Rautaruukki, unul dintre liderii europeni in solutii metalice, a anuntat semnarea unui contract in valoare de 10 milioane de euro cu Outotec, companie ce va dezvolta o unitate de productie a ilmenitului in Arabia Saudita pentru grupul Cristal Global, al doilea cel mai mare producator de dioxid de titan. Contractul include furnizarea de componente metalice, structura si inchideri pentru constructia topitoriei de ilmenit (minereu din care se obtine titan). Produsele ce urmeaza a fi livrate vor fi fabricate, in mare parte, la fabrica Ruukki din Bolintin Deal, capacitate in care firma finlandeza a investit fonduri importante pentru a o transforma intr-un centru de productie pentru Europa. Contractul reprezinta cea mai mare comanda a Ruukki Romania din momentul infiintarii companiei. Anul trecut, societatea a inregistrat, la nivel local, o crestere de 70% a afacerilor, ca urmare a activitatii intense pe segmentele de structuri si componente metalice, sisteme de acoperis si oteluri speciale. “Unitatea de la Bolintin Deal este foarte moderna si poate furniza solutii de ultima generatie pentru orice tip de proiecte care implica utilizarea otelului in constructii. Capacitatea mare de productie ne permite, in acest moment, angrenarea in proiecte de o asemenea anvergura, precum si onorarea altor comenzi locale si internationale care s-au semnat deja sau care vor fi incheiate in aceste luni”, a declarat Ari Haapaniemi, directorul fabricii din Bolintin Deal. Conform Ruukki Romania, productia si livrarile de structura metalica pentru noul contract vor demara la Bolintin Deal in toamna acestui an si urmeaza a fi definitivate in primavara anului 2013. “Este un proiect important pentru noi, in care putem sa ne utilizam expertiza, avand in vedere ca urmeaza sa furnizam atat structurile metalice cat si elementele de inchidere. In plus, avem si avantajul unei legaturi logistice bune oferite de fabrica noastra din Romania”, a precizat Sami Eronen, vicepresedinte al diviziei de proiecte pentru cladiri din cadrul Ruukki Construction. Noile unitati de productie are Cristal Global vor fi localizate in centrul economic Jazan din Arabia Saudita si urmeaza a fi inaugurate in 2014.
***
Grupul Rautaruukki este prezent pe 27 de piete internationale, realizand vanzari nete anuale de 2,79 miliarde euro, cu peste 11.700 de angajati. Compania a realizat in Romania cea mai importanta investitie greenfield pe care o detine in Europa, in valoare de 35 milioane de euro, in vederea crearii unui centru local de productie. Informatii suplimentare, la www.ruukki.ro

Hilarious Bumper Stickers

If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.

Motorcycle version: If you can read this, my wife fell off!

Don’t drink while driving. You could spill your drink.

Don’t follow me. I’m lost too.

Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.

CAUTION! – Driver legally blonde!

I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds

My other bumper sticker is funny.

My other car is a broom

My other car is also a piece of junk

So many pedestrians. So little time.

Heavily medicated for your safety.

A real gentleman wouldn’t stare at my stickers.

— Hilarious Bumper Stickers —

Beat rush hour, leave work at noon

Women are born leaders, you are following one now.

Forget About World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal.

Jesus died for my sins and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.

Driver carries less than in ammunition.

I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

This bumper sticker intentionally left blank.

Horn Broke. Watch For Finger.

The good thing about small cars is that you can fit twice as many into a traffic jam.

I may be slow but I’m in front of you!

Don’t follow me. I am going fishing.

Save your breath. I only listen to tides.

Driver carries no cash. He’s married.

I have a nice body. It’s in my trunk.

Everyone who drives slower than me is an idiot.

Everyone who drives faster than me is an maniac.

I have an IQ in the top 2%. Who cares about the other 95%?

I don’t know why I’m even out of bed.

— Hilarious Bumper Stickers —

Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don’t drive!

I’m not perfect, but I’m so close that it scares me.

If you observe this vehicle being operated in an unsafe manner, please try to think of it as one more anomoly in the cosmic order.

On the journey of life, I choose the psycho path.

Honk if the twins fall out. 

Follow that car, Godzilla – and step on it!

If you can’t read this, thank the teacher’s union

Faster than a speeding ticket.

I drive the speed limit. If you don’t like it, call a cop.

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

Caution I brake for hookers

Back Off! I’m a Postal Worker

Get off my ass before I start to like it!

As a matter of fact, I do own the road.

World Craziest Jokes e-book

You can laugh, have fun, all you have to to is to read it 🙂

craziest-jokes-e-book

craziest-jokes-e-book

Download link craziest-jokes-ebook

Funny Computer Quotes

“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” Popular Mechanics, 1949

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.” – Bill Gates, 1981

“I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name” – Paula Poundstone
“The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there’s no law against whacking them around a little.” – Eric Porterfield

“It’s a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages.”

“The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.”

“If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0”

“Mac users swear by their Mac, PC users swear at their PC.”

“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.” – Jeff Pesis

“A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.”

— Funny Computer Quotes —

“One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.” – Robert Firth

“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.” Mitch Ratcliffe

“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.” Joseph Campbell

“There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don’t, and those that confuse it with binary.”

“Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.” – Erik Naggum

“But they are useless. They can only give you answers.” – Pablo Picasso

“Real men don’t use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.” – Linus Torvalds

“Windows95: It’s like upgrading from Reagan to Bush.

“To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.” Farmer’s Almanac, 1978

— Funny Computer Quotes —

“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.” – Doug Larson

“I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said:

‘Outlook not so good’.

I said: ‘Sure, but Microsoft ships it anyway’.”

“The term reboot comes from the middle age (before computers).

Horses who stopped in mid-stride required a boot to the rear to start again.

Thus the term to rear-boot, later abbreviated into reboot.”

“The more I C, the less I see.”

“Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows.”

“COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.”

— Funny Computer Quotes —

“It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.”

“I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”

“Be nice to geeks when you’re in school, you might end up working for one when you grow up.”

“My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.” – average programmer.

“There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”

— Funny Computer Quotes —

“People say Microsoft paid 14M$ for using the Rolling Stones song ‘Start me up’ in their commercials.

This is wrong.

Microsoft payed 14M$ only for a part of the song.

For instance, they didn’t use the line ‘You’ll make a grown man cry’.”

“The best accelerator available for a Mac is one that causes it to go at 9.81 m/s2.”

“Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.”

“The box said ‘Required Windows 95 or better’. So, I installed LINUX.”

“1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d”

“Testing. Testing. 001 010 011 100…”

— Funny Computer Quotes —

Hilarious Quotes

I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them. – George Bush

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures. – George W. Bush

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher … and that is a good thing for any man. – Socrates

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. – Homer Simpson

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. – A. Whitney Brown

Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? – Bob Monkhouse

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty. – Imelda Marcos

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. – Walt Disney

— Hilarious Quotes —

I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. – Hillary Clinton.

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. – Bertrand Russell

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. – Christopher Isherwoo

I never think of the future – it comes soon enough. – Albert Einstein

I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead. – Samuel Goldwyn

I do not like broccoli. And I haven’t liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I’m President of the United States and I’m not going to eat any more broccoli. – George Bush.

Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind. — General William Westmoreland

I like marriage. The idea. – Toni Morrison

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, “Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.” – Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter).

— Hilarious Quotes —

I can’t even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery. – Paul Lynde

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. – Albert Einstein

I can resist everything except temptation. – Oscar Wilde.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it. – Mark Twain

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. – Henry Kissinger.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. – Groucho Marx

I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

— Hilarious Quotes —

Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like.. love! – Homer J Simpson.

To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I’ve done it a thousand times. – Mark Twain.

I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk! – Homer J. Simpson

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world – Calvin.

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. – Mark Twain

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I’m halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man.. I could be eating a slow learner. – Lyndon B. Johnson